365 Questions - February!!

[smittenbyu]

It's February!! The list was found here.

1 Is there a catchphrase from an old TV show or adverts that hardly anyone else remembers but that you still use?

Wel, I do remember catchphrases that I occasionally use that those around me don't get - because they are from Indian ads and if you aren't from India, you wouldn't get it. But otherwise, it's rare I remember any. 

2 If you could talk to any one type of animal and they could talk back to you what animal would you choose?

What is it with talking animals? I doubt another species would have any coherent conversation with me. But maybe we will have some similar issues adn whine about the weather, food, and shelter? I'd pick a lion. No clue, always find it a majestic animal. 

3 If you could put a custard pie in the face of anyone in the world (with no retaliation) who would you choose to do that to?

aww... I would eat the pie. Why waste a good pie??? And I can't throw things in anger or fun at people. So, while there are people I could imagine in my head that upset me, I wouldn't want to waste pie on them! 

4 If you won the lottery would you still buy a ticket every week? What do you think of people who win a second time?

The whole thing is based on luck. So, sure I would continue to buy a ticket. It's for the fun and what are the chances of winning again? what do I think of someone who wins a second time? Why aren't we friends, yet?! :P

5 Have you ever fallen down stairs?
6 What is the worst perk you've ever received because of your job?
7 What's the most bizarre wrong number text that you've ever received?
8 Would you rather have a magic mirror in which you could see your dead relatives as if they were alive again but couldn't speak to you and could only glumly wave or a 2 for 1 voucher for any main meal at a Pizza Express (Monday to Thursday)? - I couldn't resist this one for the bizarreness of it!
9 What's the most expensive thing that you've had eaten by a pet?
10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
11 What's the most benign fairground or playground ride that has properly scared you?
12 If you could choose to have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? (Would you choose someone who was dead? What's wrong with you?)
13 Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
14 If you had to marry a Muppet which Muppet would you marry?
15 What's the worst date you have ever been on?
16 What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
17 What's your favourite oxide?
18 What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you in a B&B?
19 Who is your favourite Steve?
20 What type of toothpaste do you use?
21 Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?
22 If you could quantum leap into any other person who would you leap into and what would you change in their life?
23 Have you ever been fired? If so what for?
24 Would you rather be a vapour or a liquid?
25 Is there anything you learned at school that has any kind of practical application in real life?
26 How often do you replace your pillows?
27 Which change in name of a popular product most annoyed you?
28 If you could travel back to medieval times what single object would you take back with you that would guarantee that you would be made a king/Queen (or burned for witchcraft!)?